Milod Zaki (Sat, 13 Aug 2011 21:27:02 -0700): yyyyyyyttttttttttttt
Kieran Mcconnell (Mon, 15 Aug 2011 04:54:27 -0700): this is pure fik.
ckin hillarious lol.
Richard Probert (Tue, 16 Aug 2011 03:30:22 -0700): Q. What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?
A. A clit around the ear and a flap across the face.
Gemma King (Sat, 24 Sep 2011 11:20:04 -0700): I thought these were supposed to be childrens jokes! Not amused
Sadia Sikander (Wed, 17 Aug 2011 10:46:15 -0700): Q.What's a snakes favourite subject?
A.hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssstory
Luke Atkins (Sat, 22 Oct 2011 14:33:03 -0700): Ibe Minnie this is a kids website
Rukhsar Arif (Sat, 17 Dec 2011 11:02:46 -0800): sadiaa maa bestiie
Owen Rip Kari Quinn (Thu, 25 Aug 2011 13:04:07 -0700): WHY ARE BABIES GOOD AT FOOTBALL? because they dribble.
Ali Raza (Sun, 12 Feb 2012 03:58:28 -0800): Tamzin White hi
Mikaella Marie Martinez Llamado (Fri, 23 Sep 2011 17:01:07 -0700): banana?
american:is that an apple your eating?
filipino:oh yes! why?
american:do u know in america only poor people eat an apple?
filipino:oh is that a banana your eating?
american:oh yes! why?
filipino:do you know in phil. only monkeys eat banana...
Ajevf Devan (Fri, 11 Nov 2011 23:50:05 -0800): not funny at all
Pamela Dowling (Sat, 01 Oct 2011 09:39:55 -0700): my daughter loves to hear theise type of jokes:)
Jung Min Young (Sat, 15 Oct 2011 23:24:10 -0700): LASING: ( ngtxt ).
pare! help patulak nman, ayaw umandar eh.... KUMPARE:(naawa, nagbihis, at ngreply) plabas nko ng bahay, san ka?
LASING: Dito pare sa swing..
Jung Min Young (Sat, 15 Oct 2011 23:25:37 -0700): Dalawang magkumpare nag-uusap:
Pare 1: pare marunong kaba gumamit ng "Impernet Exploder?"
Pare2: hahahaahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha TANGA! Ang tawag dun....
" Boogle throne".
Juan Escobedo (Tue, 08 Nov 2011 18:51:45 -0800): Again, but in English or Spanish,please!
Jung Min Young (Sat, 15 Oct 2011 23:46:48 -0700): kano vs Pinoy.
American : is that an apple you are eating?
Filipino: Yes.
American : you know, in america only poor people eat an apple.......
Filipino: oh really? is that a banana you are eating?
American: yes.
Filipino : you know, here in Philippines only Monkeys eat bananas :)
Rachel Annie (Mon, 17 Oct 2011 20:58:21 -0700): TEACHER: what are the some products of the west indies?
STUDENT:i don't know.
TEACHER:of course you do.where do you get sugar from?
STUDENT:we borrow it from our neighbours....
Rachel Annie (Mon, 17 Oct 2011 20:59:53 -0700): SON:dad, have you been to egypt?
DAD:no, son why do you ask?
SON:then, from where did you get mummy.
Assal Amgad (Fri, 20 Jan 2012 13:39:00 -0800): i'am from egypt :))
Tannur Sporsho (Thu, 23 Feb 2012 02:55:44 -0800): Zulfiqar Ali Syed nd i am from bangladesh............
Adhya Sharma (Mon, 19 Mar 2012 03:05:41 -0700): Assal Amgad nice yaar
Celine Marie Williams (Sat, 29 Oct 2011 07:18:51 -0700): (teacher says to boy).
Teacher:i want you to learn the first four letters of the alphabet for tommorrow.
(boy goes home from school that day).
Boy:(says to his dad) dad what's the first letter of the alphabet.
dad: shut up.
boy: (says to mum) mum what's the second letter of th alphabet.
mum:Go away
Boy (says to his brother) bro what's the third letter of the alphabet.
brother:Batman
boy (says 2 sis) sis what's the forth letter of the alphabet.
Sis: in my little broom broom car.
(boy goes back to school next day).
Teacher:did you ask what they were.
boy:yes
teacher:what's the first one.
boy: Shut up.
teacher: what
Boy: go away.
Teacher:who do you think u r.
boy: batman
teacher:how do u think your going to get away with this.
boy: in my little broom broom car.
Ajevf Devan (Fri, 11 Nov 2011 23:52:19 -0800): nice joke
lol
Majed Ibrahim (Mon, 09 Jan 2012 07:16:02 -0800): it is stolen from thee arabs
Hassan Ahmad (Sun, 30 Oct 2011 03:55:29 -0700): bug
child:(eating lunch with his father)FATHER! FATHER!
father:we should not talk while eating.
father:(after eating the bite)now say.
child:now what is the point, when you were eating you had a bug in your bite!
William Stoke Blase (Sun, 30 Oct 2011 11:50:01 -0700): Why did the orang stop in the middle of the road.
Mark Stewart (Sun, 20 Nov 2011 09:16:17 -0800): He saw his boyfriend kissing another fruit?
Adhya Sharma (Mon, 19 Mar 2012 03:12:30 -0700): why???????????????????????
Emma Wills (Sun, 20 Nov 2011 09:03:14 -0800): What do you call a Gay bird mummy?
A puffin.
No, a lesbian.
Mark Stewart (Sun, 20 Nov 2011 12:56:24 -0800): Trying to tell me a joke, My little nephew asked;.
"Why is Dracula so unpopular?"
Before he had the chance to say, "Because he's a pain in the neck" I answered, "Because people are sick of Eastern Europeans like him coming over here just to bleed us dry..."
